Maybe your fictional date loves dogs! maybe your date is a famous chef! Try and make your date as cool and unique as you are, you beautiful, shining snowflake! The perk cards are the qualities you want in a date.

This will either feed their ego or really, really depress them as they think about the futility of Tinder and how they will never get married or have kids or be happy, really.

To start the game, go ahead and pick the person with the most dates under their belt.